But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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