I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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