: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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