I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
