Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The air taste purple.
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