More tranny stories later!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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