But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I am one with the molecules
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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