she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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