How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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