yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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