You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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