he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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