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(248): View more from Michigan

the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.

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(940): View more from Texas

shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome

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(514): View more from Quebec

The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.

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(949): View more from California

Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days

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Sounds like the perfect vacation

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(720): View more from Colorado

I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis

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(817): View more from Texas

Did you ask Harvard boi?

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Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank

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