A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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