And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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