Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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