You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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