dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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