my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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