Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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