no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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