she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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