They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize