Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
it's great music for shaving your balls
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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