I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
did i walk over a car last night?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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