Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Tornado booty call.. dedication
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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