hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
you made out with another girl for some wings
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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