I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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