I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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