It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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