If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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