i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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