yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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