Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize