i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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