Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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