Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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