SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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