So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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