I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Randomize
