I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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