Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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