He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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