Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
