Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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