How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
