We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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