So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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