I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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