it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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