is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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