I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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