My brain says no but my pants say off.
I wish I only lived at night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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