part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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