you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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