dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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