I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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