Christians are straight up FREAKS
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
